People

Dear General Public:

Just a couple of things. When one is 300 pounds, please do not wear a baby doll t-shirt. One, they don't come in your size and just because you can cram it all in there, the rest of the world does not need to see your muffin top (might I add, way too much muffin top?).

Speaking of muffin tops, if you have one, don't show me your thong. Not a pretty picture. And don't look at me like I've grown a 2nd head when I tell you that you are in my seat. I have the ticket in my hand, you have nothing.

Finally, if one is so heavy that one can not make the turn at the top of the steps to your seat without hitting both rails, maybe you should put down that food you are carrying and considering running up and down the steps.

Thanks.

Love,
Michele who is feeling rather cranky

Note to me

Do not under any circumstances wander down the hall to mess with the computer when cooking, ever. I have been very lucky so far. The smoke alarm can be so unnerving and it is so hard to get the smell of smoke out of the house.

Thanks.

Love,
Michele

As I now spam my flist

I am angry and disappointed.

( Cut for possible Sopranos spoilers )