How could I have forgotten these gems?
Caller can not remember what email he used. I must have spent 30 minutes with him while he tried to remember the email addy that had his order on it. I can't tell him anything until he gives me those magic combonation of letters. I am sure you were just as high then as you are now calling me. At least you giggle, a lot, I do mean giggle. How did I ever know you were in college? I almost asked him if there is a wet towel jammed up next to his door.
Don't call me when you are drunk. It makes my life so much more difficult. At least stoned dude thought I was precious and fun to work with.
My one long call...she calls us everyday. It is fun to see which personality comes out. I have only gotten two or three if the Christian lady is a distinct personality and not an extension of the "normal", there is at least one more. I do feel sorry for her and unlike others, I did manage to get her off the phone in 30 minutes. Sweetie, I can afford a new car, I don't care what kind of pots and pans you get from us, I don't like apartment living, the car you are looking at seems nice, I won't live in a single wide and she goes on and on and on and on and on....
Don't call me when you are drunk. It makes my life so much more difficult. At least stoned dude thought I was precious and fun to work with.
My one long call...she calls us everyday. It is fun to see which personality comes out. I have only gotten two or three if the Christian lady is a distinct personality and not an extension of the "normal", there is at least one more. I do feel sorry for her and unlike others, I did manage to get her off the phone in 30 minutes. Sweetie, I can afford a new car, I don't care what kind of pots and pans you get from us, I don't like apartment living, the car you are looking at seems nice, I won't live in a single wide and she goes on and on and on and on and on....