chelelev: (Rocky Horror)
chelelev ([personal profile] chelelev) wrote2006-11-23 03:51 pm

I can't keep pulling them up

Dear Jeans:

Yes, I know I have lost weight. I know you are the size that I somehow squeezed the fatter body into. I know I bought "relaxed fit". But for God's sake, fresh out of the dryer? You should not be falling down that quickly. Give it at least a day.

Note to other jeans:

Yes, I know you are the same size as droopy jeans, you must not be relaxed fit since it takes an act of Congress to wear you and not feel like a sausage.

Thanks

Michele

I don't see how kids can walk around with their pants falling off of them.