Why too much TMI but I needs the internets doctors.

[chelelev]

I really do feel terrible.

According to WebMD I probably have Ulcerative Colitis.  A major outbreak 

I came home from work early.  Felt fine.  Had a salad, played on the internets, took a nap.  Around 11 I started getting pretty severe gas pains.  I spent the next 2 hours continuing what I thought were simple gas pains and lets throw in some upset tummy too.  I was curled up on the bathroom floor, I was sweating, I had chills.  I had PAIN like nothing else I have ever felt.

Finally, pooh happens.  But, what is wrong here?  I don't feel better, there is still pain.  Ok, go some more.  That is not pooh, that is blood.  Just blood.

I just went again, more blood and I still hurt.

I have to work tomorrow, I am sleeping on the floor between the bedroom and the bathroom, just in case.  I'll beg for time off tomorrow as soon as I get in to work..

Comments

[parker-wolf.livejournal.com]

Chele … shitting blood is an automatic trip to the ER, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Especially is the blood looked like coffee grounds .. get thee to a doctor.

I was actually going to say it could be diverticulitis … but shitting blood isnt common and is a very very bad thing.

Suck it the fuck up and go to a goddamned ER … fuck amazon, they can live without you while you figure out what is going on in your abdomen.

[chelelev.livejournal.com]

I have gone, they think I have a viral infection aka Dysentery, I have come home with my little hat and jar for a sample so they can determine what kind and what they need to give me.

Clear liquids for the next 24 hours.

[parker-wolf.livejournal.com]

Have you eaten any peanut butter lately? ;o)

[chelelev.livejournal.com]

Mark asked that. Nothing in the past 2 weeks or so.