You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie". (and vinegar, please!)

You know how to spell Schuylkill.

You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.

You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.

You don't think Wawa sounds funny. (It's Ojibwe for Goose!)

You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died. (and I remember that my mom say Jim Gardner was too business-like about his death, so I have never watched Action News since)

You can't imagine lunch without a Tastycake. (It's TastyKake! I live in the same zip code as TastyKake!)

You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.

You know where to find the Rocky statue. (I did... they demolished the vet... now where is it?)

You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.

You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m. (!!!)

You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is. (did you know they are replacing the lights, so it will be dark for a while-- years I think!)

You have the pizza place on speed dial. (oh yeah-- first number in my cellphone!)