chelelev: (Sucks to be you)
chelelev ([personal profile] chelelev) wrote2005-06-10 12:02 am
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Sucks to be me

I brought two beers upstairs for a change of drinking habits (I was bored with water). I dropped one. The one I dropped developed a hole in the side (I dropped this cheap ass can of beer on carpet), spraying everything around it in a fine mist of Keystone Light (I know it is bad beer but it was cheap and was not glass bottles) everywhere. This means I had to dig out the carpet cleaner and suck up the cheap beer so that my hallway would not smell like a college frat house. I got sprayed too so I smell like a college frat house.
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[identity profile] scarletharlot52.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, that's beautiful. I almost ended up with tea all over my monitor from laughing at this one!

Maybe you should market it - "Eau de Frat House"!

[identity profile] chelelev.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, I just don't think there is a market for "Eau de Frat House". Why pay for such a thing when you can easily create it by dropping a can of beer?
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