Sucks to be me

[chelelev]

I brought two beers upstairs for a change of drinking habits (I was bored with water). I dropped one. The one I dropped developed a hole in the side (I dropped this cheap ass can of beer on carpet), spraying everything around it in a fine mist of Keystone Light (I know it is bad beer but it was cheap and was not glass bottles) everywhere. This means I had to dig out the carpet cleaner and suck up the cheap beer so that my hallway would not smell like a college frat house. I got sprayed too so I smell like a college frat house.

Comments

[scarletharlot52.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, that's beautiful. I almost ended up with tea all over my monitor from laughing at this one!

Maybe you should market it - "Eau de Frat House"!

[chelelev.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I just don't think there is a market for "Eau de Frat House". Why pay for such a thing when you can easily create it by dropping a can of beer?