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I just got this from a friend
A bit of light humor while we all watch the markets tank.
Subject: Stock
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year
ago,you would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original
$1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg
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I'll just have to teach Adam how to cook without a microwave...o shi-