chelelev | I just got this from a friend

A bit of light humor while we all watch the markets tank.

Subject: Stock

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year
ago,you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original
$1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg