Sucks to be me

[chelelev]

I brought two beers upstairs for a change of drinking habits (I was bored with water). I dropped one. The one I dropped developed a hole in the side (I dropped this cheap ass can of beer on carpet), spraying everything around it in a fine mist of Keystone Light (I know it is bad beer but it was cheap and was not glass bottles) everywhere. This means I had to dig out the carpet cleaner and suck up the cheap beer so that my hallway would not smell like a college frat house. I got sprayed too so I smell like a college frat house.