The irony

Watching TLC's We Lost 800 Pounds and shoving apple cake in my face.  

It is the neighbor's fault, she should not have brought the cake over. I am the victim here.. 

Where did we go wrong?

Mark's niece is pregnant.  This means I am about to become a great aunt.  As if that wasn't bad enough (I am so not old enough to be a great aunt), the father of the child, not only is he a Dallas Cowboys fan but a Star Wars fanatic.

I have rolled with Ash's punches (I think I have talked about this before).  Supported her through her drug rehab, her subsequent backslides, her jail time, her lesbianism, he additonal jail time due to drug use.  I was not prepared for her to fall in love with a Dallas Cowboys fan (there is no lower form of life in the Philadelphia area).  I was equally not prepared for the father of the baby being allowed to name him if he was a boy.  

Anakin Jace.  Get teased much child?

Hits head on desk.

Good news is baby boy does not have his first light sabre yet and I did find one of those on line.