Ah, great and TMI

I seem to be in my fall down phase again.  First was this afternoon at the very sad little peace rally marking 5 years of the war.  I blamed that on  a branch that I saw but still managed to trip over it.

Second was in the Safeway parking lot.  I had stopped by to stock up on my clear liquids (more on that below).  I was loading the case of water (on sale) into the car and must have been unbalanced.  Down I went to my knees, landing on top of the water (which was now upside down on the ground) and kept on going until my head hit the asphalt.  Oh happy day.  

I can have no  solid food until after the colonoscopy - I think I am going to feel like a bottom getting ready for playtime by the time I am done with this on Monday. 

There will be an "office" set up in one of the bathrooms, I take remain close to toilet facilities seriously.  Especially after the 10 doses (a dose very 10 minutes) of the Miralax/gylcolax.   Two liters of clear liquid in such a short time.  When I fall asleep, I hope I don't fall off the toilet.

This getting old shit sucks.  And my knee hurts.