Aren't I special

Got followed by a troll.  So exciting.  Not.  

Oh, I am only worth half a bj.  

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't the purpose of the bj is to get males off,  right?  So his 1/2 bj is just hurting himself?  That or he has never had a real live girl (blow up dolls  don't count) and wouldn't last any longer.

I forgot,  school is out so all the little boys come out and play.

Amusement before I go shove around some boxes.  Better get keys or I am moving into the back yard.

Boys and Girls

THE PAPERWORK IS HERE FROM THE 

SELLERS!!!!!


I SHOULD BE GETTING THE CALL TO GO GET THE KEYS AROUND 1 PM.

We have keys!!!

It is also going to be 100+ this weekend so Mark is doing to be miserable.  

We move the booze cabinet tomorrow at 6 am, figure we'll move as much of the emptied stuff as we can while we have the help.  Then Mark can carry in the huge amount of liquor we have, I'll unpack it and free up the boxes (and possibly indulge in a sip or two).  

Old girl can't take the heat anymore, not to mention up and down stairs, in and out of the heat.