This was so not fun

We are the proud owner of a brand new next to the bottom of the line of expensive John Deere lawn mower. It is one up from bottom because I consented to electronic start. We got our old JD at a Rotary yard sale for a good price and it lasted 4 years. They still make a comparable model but that one was over $800.00. This one was $500.00 with tax. The man-child will not be getting paint for the cargo trailer anytime soon. He did get a bad redition of Happy Birthday to Markie though. My sewing machine that I got for my birthday/anniversary was the same money and I even got him something for our anniversary. I seem to be a present down in the count.