There is no greater sin in our family

Mark's niece is pregnant. No biggie, her parents seem fine with it and it is good that Ashley has finally gotten her life on track (for Ash this is on track), seems to have beaten the drug demons and is settling down.

The sin you might ask? The father of the baby boy, is a Dallas Cowboy fan. Where did we go wrong? Try to bring the children up right and she sleeps with a Dallas fan. I am so ashamed, no one in our families have ever done such a shameful thing.