How could I have forgotten these gems?

Caller can not remember what email he used. I must have spent 30 minutes with him while he tried to remember the email addy that had his order on it. I can't tell him anything until he gives me those magic combonation of letters. I am sure you were just as high then as you are now calling me. At least you giggle, a lot, I do mean giggle. How did I ever know you were in college? I almost asked him if there is a wet towel jammed up next to his door.

Don't call me when you are drunk. It makes my life so much more difficult. At least stoned dude thought I was precious and fun to work with.

My one long call...she calls us everyday. It is fun to see which personality comes out. I have only gotten two or three if the Christian lady is a distinct personality and not an extension of the "normal", there is at least one more. I do feel sorry for her and unlike others, I did manage to get her off the phone in 30 minutes. Sweetie, I can afford a new car, I don't care what kind of pots and pans you get from us, I don't like apartment living, the car you are looking at seems nice, I won't live in a single wide and she goes on and on and on and on and on....